But fear not, fam! New year, new beginnings, and that includes trimming the fat (or in this case, the drama) from your contact list.
So, before you bust out the champagne, consider cutting ties with these fine specimens of human nature:
1. The borrow borrow that doesn’t return
This one’s a classic. You know them: the friends who borrow your phone charger, your favourite Ankara dress, even your auntie’s secret jollof recipe (the audacity!). But when you need your property back, they’re mysteriously invisible, like vanishing masquerades at the end of the carnival.
Time to say “Adios, abeg!” to these borrowing black holes before they ask for your firstborn.
2. The ones always late to everything
They blame Lagos traffic, Ogun State floods, even the migrating birds for their tardiness. But enough is enough! This New Year, embrace punctuality like a freshly pressed agbada.
Cut ties with the time-wasters and reclaim your evenings for movies, chilling with good friends, or simply enjoying the peace and quiet.